Why is it that not one of the papers printed that headline?

The above is a picture of Michael Jackson dangling his baby son over a 30 foot high balcony because he "Just got excited by the emotion of the fans".

The last time I looked that wasn't the standard response to screaming fans.

"Thank you for your support... I shall now fling my youngest child to his death."

No image of recent years has made me as angry as this, dare I say that even the images of 9/11 didn't make me this mad. There is something so inherrently wrong and terrifying about someone who would risk the life of thier child like this, that he should be put down a hole and left there for a very long time.

But the people who stood outside his hotel in Berlin and watched this first hand, his "fans", will undoubtedly defend him and continue to buy the pap that he peddles on cd every 12 months. I really don't care how bad your childhood was, or how hard you apparently find social interaction... if you dangle a baby over a railing at that height you should be taken out and hung... and even that would be too good for you.

And everyone who has supported or defended you should be strung up beside you. Step up Yuri Gellar and Liza Minelli... that's some sterling company you keep there Wacko. A clapped out old queen and a headcase who's convinced that he can bend spoons with his mind and loses gameshows to Tony Blackburn and Christine Hamiliton.

With friends like those Michael, who needs a prosecution or a jury?

String them up and hit them with sticks, then take the kids away and place them in a real home. A home where daddy doesn't have to glue his nose back on in the morning and where you can grow up without becoming a total pyscopath by the time you're 5 and a half. A home where your parents don't dangle you from hotel windows for a laugh.

A home where they're safe from the drugged up, self obessed, mentally ill, downright dangerous "Wacko" Jacko.

This site and it's contents are the intelectual property of Mike Keenan and will be until he's long dead... and even then, he'll haunt you if you tell one of his jokes out of context... or if you even vaguely displease him... his afterlife is going to be rather busy.