Mike Keenan's Biased Ramble


10 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Online Games


1.
Good women are very rarely Multi-User.

2.
One payment of a bunch of flowers on the 14th of February each year gives you full access.


3.
Connection is much more efficient and takes less button pressing.

4.
"Hidden Dragons" only appear once a month and can be avoided without the use of a chaos shield.

5.
You don't have to send money to the states for game time... The toilets of any pub should have a dispenser.

6.
When taking a young lady for a walk in the country you'll never have to worry that she'll polymorph into a daemon and start eating cattle.*

7.
If you meet a someone claiming to be a young blonde nymphomaniac named Debbie. Chances are you'll be able to see if this is true instead of running the risk of it being your dad.

8.
If a woman finds out you're "new at all this" she's likely to be sympathetic and give you the night of your life... instead of killing you and stealing your 100 pieces of starting gold.

9
Game Servers only go down on average once a fortnight.

10.
Hand Cramp.

*Inhabitants of Devon Note... This may not always be true in your case.

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