Mike Keenan's Biased Ramble


Princess Diana : A Tribute
On Ice.


The funeral of our Queen of Hearts is to join such entertainment
classics as Fantasia, Beauty and The Beast and Barney the Dinosaur...

In the wonderful world of Ice Dancing.


The idea was inspired by a group of students who were spotted holding up scores as the funeral possesion passed through the streets of London. It is rumoured that the Queen's show of grief picked up: 6.3 6.2 6.4 for techincal execution...

But that she dropped points on the artistic interpretation.

The Bollivian Olimpic Squad will represent the genuine mourners who attended.
They both said they were very happy to have been asked.

With Elton John being axed from the production because he had the crazy notion that it was all going a bit too far, Chris De Burgh will be composing the score for this masterpiece.

Torvil and Dean have already been hand picked to be pall bearers.

The whole event is to be sponsored by Flora and special edition frozen butter will be available to commemerate the opening.

Tickets will be available to the general public although they are reminded that more important people have to gawp first.

The tickets will go on sale in 2 months time and all major credit cards are accepted.
VERY accepted.

All proceeds will go to the Princess Diana Memorial Fund*
* Where "All" does not include 100% administartion costs.

 

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