Les Waven follows up his long line of Genre defining horror films with a new film about a group of young students who are struck down by an evil tub of Elmera.

But who is the evil dairy product? There are so many suspects.
Anyone could be the one who has the ability to disguise themselves as the perfect desert.

Cut to two doomed young men in a cheesy diner:

"The way I see it someone's out to make a yogurt. Cash in on the whole thing"
" So who are the suspects? "
" Forget the milkman, the milkman's tired. "
" Hows That? "
" He get's up every morning at 6. "
" What about the crazy Whipped Cream student."
" If he's a suspect so am I.... so lets move on"

Full of genuine scares and countless " in jokes " about dairy farms and the like, Cream will do for The Laughing Cow what Jaws did for sharks.

Cream 2 will whip you into a frenzy... So get to your nearest cinema now and Cream.

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